Yes, I am a dork. I have 3 blogs. (My brother is right now thinking that I was a dork long before I had any blogs.) In addition to this one and the one where I occassionally post pictures of my daughters to keep the family happy although they aren’t happy because I haven’t posted any new pictures since Easter, I now have a blog for my bid’niz.

Everyone should go to this site to see the new blog. If you do, and you follow my instructions, you could win a prize.

Actually, I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just follow my instructions. “You! Over there! Bring me chocolate! And you! Stop waging war and being a butthead! Hey! You! Give some food to the poor!” See, life would be good.