My Mother-in-law saw this on the news this morning and told me about it. I couldn’t believe my ears.

CBS has a sweepstakes going right now. You and a guest could win a trip to New York! You’ll get to stay in a fancy hotel for three whole nights! There will be sightseeing, all kinds of shopping, and a free colonoscopy! That’s right. A free colonoscopy.

I am not entering this sweepstakes in fear that I might win.