My hub brought home an advertisement for a new business in town. This might change my life forever… A new car wash has opened across the street. I will now reproduce their flyer for you — without comment and without fixing any of their grammatical or stylistic errors. I’ll allow you to make your own comments on the content. Those of you who know me well will know what I’d say anyway.

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GOD IS GOOD
CARWASH

ANGELS TOUCH $15.00
Wash car outside– Windows outside– Vaccum
HEAVENLY HANDS $20.00
Wash car outside — Windows (in and out)
Vacuum– Tire dressing
FULL ANOINTING $25.00
Wash car outside —– Windows (in and out)
Vacuum– Tire dressing Interior dressing —-Air Freshener

OPEN 10am to 6pm/ TUES– SAT

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Ok, just one comment: If I get the Full Anointing special, will it bring healing to my broken side mirror? If so, I’d certainly jump up and say “Hallelujah!”

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