Mick isn’t gone yet, but I’m planning on what to do when he leaves. I’ve decided that I should follow in the footsteps of Captain Kirk. What do I mean? Apparently, at the beginning of this year, William Shatner sold his kidney stone for $25,000. He gave the money to Habitat for Humanity. My favorite quote from this article: “‘If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond,’ Shatner said of the kidney stone he auctioned off for charity.”

So, who wants to buy mab’s kidney stone? I’m starting the bidding at $20. But, if it comes out and bears a striking resemblance to Elvis, Abraham Lincoln, or any religious figure, that price automatically doubles.